i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

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thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

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arya-underfoots:

I JUST CAN’T WITH THESE TWO OH MY GOD

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Im so bored. ask me anythinggg

reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is going to send you anything and will just reblog this

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pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

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Can someone send me anons pleasee

Hollywood bitch

Hollywood bitch

Good news for people who love bad news

The only way to listen to Modest Mouse is to listen one full album at a time.

I don’t understand how you don’t understand I want to be self sufficient. I want a car, a job, an apartment and nothing to do with you.

dakotaobiee:

Ahh.

if any website should have a post limit it should be facebook

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Dear Yahoo!,

dankickedphilsstickz:

We know you bought Tumblr, we know there is nothing we can do about it now, but we only request one thing. 

Please, PLEASE do NOT ALLOW FUCKING CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE DO NOT MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY, OKAY? THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE WE CAN SHIP AND READ ALL THE GAY SMUT WITHOUT FEELING BAD OR GUILTY AND NOT TO MENTION, THE ONLY PLACE WE DO NOT  GET JUDGED BY IT. PLEASE DON’T MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY.

Thank you, that is all we ask for

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